What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:34
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How are you spending your best time?
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Non distinctio minus inventore tempora repudiandae mollitia.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
What are some highly recommended call center projects?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What the Red Sox might do as the trade deadline approaches, and other thoughts - The Boston Globe
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
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Do you think this Labour Party is qualified to run our country?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read